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carvinkeeper12I just made myself giggle with the best imagined scene ever after opening a bottle of beer.
Setting: A bar. A nice, dark one that isn't blaring dance music.
Characters: Bartender, girl, blonde guy
Bartender pops the top off a bottle of beer and slides it over to the girl, sitting at the bar. The guy is sitting a few seats down, and is interested in the girl, but not too obviously.
Girl, after taking a sip: Mmm, I do love a blonde.
Guy rises expectantly, starting towards her. Girl looks straight at him.
Girl: Ale! Fuck off.
And, since I can't ever end things well, we'll just leave it at that, since that's all I really came up with.
Also, I'm really glad I did. Between this, and an Eddie Izzard special on YouTube, I'm almost able to forget the mourning I'm currently doing for David Tennant's Doctor.
Setting: A bar. A nice, dark one that isn't blaring dance music.
Characters: Bartender, girl, blonde guy
Bartender pops the top off a bottle of beer and slides it over to the girl, sitting at the bar. The guy is sitting a few seats down, and is interested in the girl, but not too obviously.
Girl, after taking a sip: Mmm, I do love a blonde.
Guy rises expectantly, starting towards her. Girl looks straight at him.
Girl: Ale! Fuck off.
And, since I can't ever end things well, we'll just leave it at that, since that's all I really came up with.
Also, I'm really glad I did. Between this, and an Eddie Izzard special on YouTube, I'm almost able to forget the mourning I'm currently doing for David Tennant's Doctor.
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