The things I think up...

[carvinkeeper12]

I just made myself giggle with the best imagined scene ever after opening a bottle of beer.

Setting: A bar. A nice, dark one that isn't blaring dance music.
Characters: Bartender, girl, blonde guy

Bartender pops the top off a bottle of beer and slides it over to the girl, sitting at the bar. The guy is sitting a few seats down, and is interested in the girl, but not too obviously.

Girl, after taking a sip: Mmm, I do love a blonde.
Guy rises expectantly, starting towards her. Girl looks straight at him.
Girl: Ale! Fuck off.

And, since I can't ever end things well, we'll just leave it at that, since that's all I really came up with.

Also, I'm really glad I did. Between this, and an Eddie Izzard special on YouTube, I'm almost able to forget the mourning I'm currently doing for David Tennant's Doctor.

Comments

[carvinkeeper12.livejournal.com]

If only that were a spoiler. They give entirely too much away in promos and such.

[truthieness.livejournal.com]

Did you cry?

[carvinkeeper12.livejournal.com]

So fucking hard. Then he said his last line. I started sobbing. Then laughing at myself, which made it sound worse. So glad I was home alone.